re: #106 wrenchwench

Especially…..

I had a friend who did research in Reproductive Endocrinology who periodically sent me, uh… interesting papers.

Like the guy who came to the doctor with a massively swollen scrotum, after he had an accident pleasuring himself with the drive belt of a large machine, while everyone else was at lunch. He quickly stapled himself up, but unsurprisingly got an infection.

People are just weird.