Anthony Weiner Accused of Whipping It Out Again

The online adventures of Carlos Danger
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Apparently, being busted for an online affair and forced to resign from Congress taught Anthony Weiner that he’d need to be more careful, and use an alter ego the next time he sent pictures of his equipment to women.

So he used the name “Carlos Danger.”

It was bound to happen sooner or later: An anonymous woman has claimed to the Arizona-based gossip and nudies site The Dirty that she carried on an explicit online affair with mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner — after he was busted and forced to resign from Congress for the exact same thing. “She was lured by Anthony Weiner post scandal via Facebook,” wrote the site’s editor Nik Ritchie yesterday. “They had a relationship for 6 months and she believed they were in love … The relationship consisted of Anthony Weiner and Anonymous sending sexually explicit pictures of each other and having sexual conversations via phone. The best part was Anthony used an alias this time thinking this would protect him. Anthony Weiner used the name ‘Carlos Danger’ when he would email pictures of his penis via Yahoo.”

The Daily Intelligencer now has a statement from Carlos Danger’s mayoral campaign that amounts to an admission.

“I said that other texts and photos were likely to come out, and today they have. As I have said in the past, these things that I did were wrong and hurtful to my wife and caused us to go through challenges in our marriage that extended past my resignation from Congress. While some things that have been posted today are true and some are not, there is no question that what I did was wrong. This behavior is behind me. I’ve apologized to Huma and am grateful that she has worked through these issues with me and for her forgiveness. I want to again say that I am very sorry to anyone who was on the receiving end of these messages and the disruption that this has caused. As my wife and I have said, we are focused on moving forward.”

Call me Captain Obvious, but this guy has a serious problem.

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332 comments
1 brennant  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 11:56:48am

Carlos Danger? LOL.

2 Kragar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 11:58:01am

Danger. Carlos Danger.

Image: digipix.jpg

3 erik_t  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 11:58:54am

re: #1 brennant

Carlos Danger? LOL.

More like Careless Dangler, if you ask me.

4 Eclectic Cyborg  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 11:59:02am

Should have made danger his MIDDLE name…

5 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 11:59:29am

Time to be nauseated all over again!

6 FemNaziBitch  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 11:59:34am

Carlos is an exhibitionist?

7 Lidane  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 11:59:45am

Anthony Weiner: Proof that idiocy and shitty life choices transcend party lines.

Stick a fork in him. He’s done.

8 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:00:08pm

Inevitable Geraldo head-swaps in 3… 2… 1…

9 FemNaziBitch  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:00:16pm

She thought they were “in love”?

10 Kragar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:00:44pm

Well, seems like this is the thread where I can slide this one in:

CNN host says humans ‘hunted the dildo into extinction’

11 Shiplord Kirel  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:02:14pm

Careless Tony the Danger Weenie.

12 klys  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:02:19pm

I really continue to feel bad for his wife. She’s probably been faced with a whole series of bad choices since this whole thing began and it’s not like any of them have gotten any better.

13 FemNaziBitch  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:02:53pm

“Weiner the Weeney Whipping Wonder”

Should get him some votes—no?

14 lawhawk  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:03:08pm

You’d think that scandals would consign disgraced politicians to the ash heap of history, but like bad dates, bad politicos keep coming back for more in NYC. Besides Weiner’s latest craziness (Carlos Danger? Really?! That’s what you’re going with?), I was just reading that former NYS Governor David Paterson is now considering a run for the Congressional seat currently held by none other than Charles Rangel (who’s had plenty of scandals of his own, including failing to pay taxes despite being the Chair of the committee in Congress that writes the tax code) if Rangel retires.

Oh, and the guy that Paterson took over for? Eliot Spitzer? He’s also running for office again as NYC Comptroller (we should just overlook the fact that he was employing call girls on a regular basis).

Each of the aforementioned NY Democrats has been up to their eyeballs in scandals - Rangel for tax evasion and real estate fraud (dealing with rent stabilized apartment/office locations), Paterson and Spitzer for infidelities/prostitution, and Weiner for being a creep.

It’s a revolving door of rogues and misfits. And people wonder why Congress has such low ratings - we keep electing and reelecting them - even after they’ve had scandal atop scandal.

15 Eclectic Cyborg  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:04:06pm

Ok, so how in the world is George Zimmerman supposed to fix THIS?

16 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:04:13pm

re: #14 lawhawk

Giuliani set the bar pretty high for scandalous home life, really.

17 ProTARDISLiberal  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:05:07pm

re: #10 Kragar

He was a letter off, and has an extra letter.

18 Shiplord Kirel  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:05:45pm

He seriously needs treatment, not a campaign for elective office. At this point, he seems to still be in denial over the problem, and is repeatedly subjecting himself to public ridicule and vilification.

19 FemNaziBitch  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:05:59pm

re: #14 lawhawk

You’d think that scandals would consign disgraced politicians to the ash heap of history, but like bad dates, bad politicos keep coming back for more in NYC. Besides Weiner’s latest craziness (Carlos Danger? Really?! That’s what you’re going with?), I was just reading that former NYS Governor David Paterson is now considering a run for the Congressional seat currently held by none other than Charles Rangel (who’s had plenty of scandals of his own, including failing to pay taxes despite being the Chair of the committee in Congress that writes the tax code) if Rangel retires.

Oh, and the guy that Paterson took over for? Eliot Spitzer? He’s also running for office again as NYC Comptroller (we should just overlook the fact that he was employing call girls on a regular basis).

Each of the aforementioned NY Democrats has been up to their eyeballs in scandals - Rangel for tax evasion and real estate fraud (dealing with rent stabilized apartment/office locations), Paterson and Spitzer for infidelities/prostitution, and Weiner for being a creep.

It’s a revolving door of rogues and misfits. And people wonder why Congress has such low ratings - we keep electing and reelecting them - even after they’ve had scandal atop scandal.

You know, the money/tax crimes don’t bother me as much as the sex crimes.

Bad accounting, greed, —I understand this to a point.

Bodily fluids and breaking marriage vows—that just makes me cringe.

20 Eclectic Cyborg  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:08:31pm

Heh.

21 bratwurst  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:08:32pm

re: #10 Kragar

Well, seems like this is the thread where I can slide this one in:

CNN host says humans ‘hunted the dildo into extinction’

Well Mann is Canadian, so he can use the excuse that he was referring to the town of Dildo.

22 klys  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:08:39pm

re: #19 FemNaziBitch

You know, the money/tax crimes don’t bother me as much as the sex crimes.

Bad accounting, greed, —I understand this to a point.

Bodily fluids and breaking marriage vows—that just makes me cringe.

I think that I am, in some ways, more likely to overlook the sex scandals for politicians - because it doesn’t necessarily have anything to do with what their job is. I may not think much of them as a person and wonder about their integrity and would probably opt for someone else if given the chance, but at least it is not a violation of a public trust.

Violation of public trust by misuse of office or greed or whatever - that I am totally pro-“get them out of office as fast as fucking possible”.

…in addition to thinking they’re scum.

23 Shiplord Kirel  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:08:43pm

re: #10 Kragar

Well, seems like this is the thread where I can slide this one in:

CNN host says humans ‘hunted the dildo into extinction’

Sheesh! Is there no end to the medias’ scientific illiteracy? Dildos may be extinct or threatened in some areas, but they are flourishing online (or so I’m told), with new sub-species appearing every day.

24 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:10:22pm

Time for his “I have a problem” speech, with poor Huma standing at his side. Just once, I’d like a politician’s wife to say, when asked to put herself in the ‘hurt but supportive’ role, to say, “Fuck you, dude. You made your bed, now lie in it.”

25 Stanley Sea  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:10:29pm

Wait, these are new texts? Or are they from before & are just being released ?????

26 Shiplord Kirel  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:10:30pm

Isn’t Dildo a character in Lord of the Rings? Frodo’s lesser known though better endowed brother, iirc.

27 HappyWarrior  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:10:49pm

Carlos Danger may be up there with Ron Mexico on my list of awesomely bad aliases.

28 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:10:50pm

re: #10 Kragar

Well, seems like this is the thread where I can slide this one in:

CNN host says humans ‘hunted the dildo into extinction’

I see what you did there.

29 lawhawk  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:11:06pm

re: #23 Shiplord Kirel

I hear that the French Tickler is flourishing in cracks and crevasses the world over. /

30 klys  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:11:50pm

re: #24 GeneJockey

Time for his “I have a problem” speech, with poor Huma standing at his side. Just once, I’d like a politician’s wife to say, when asked to put herself in the ‘hurt but supportive’ role, to say, “Fuck you, dude. You made your bed, now lie in it.”

Like Sanford’s wife.

I wonder how much the fact that there was a child on the way when the news broke the first time influenced Huma’s decisions. Like I said above, she’s really just had a set of bad choices to choose from.

31 HappyWarrior  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:12:10pm

Dude’s a creeper but of course the usual suspects will use as proof “The Democrat party is filled with sick perverts.” I think Weiner’s either that big of an ass or he’s got loads of problems or maybe it’s a little of both.

32 Croc-Wearing Authoritarian  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:12:38pm

re: #26 Shiplord Kirel

Isn’t Dildo a character in Lord of the Rings? Frodo’s lesser known though better endowed brother, iirc.

I think that was in Bored of the Rings.

33 Single-handed sailor  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:12:45pm

I think I’ll just apply the 24-hour rule to this. I just don’t know what to believe.

34 erik_t  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:13:22pm

re: #33 Single-handed sailor

I think I’ll just apply the 24-hour rule to this. I just don’t know what to believe.

See a doctor if your rule lasts longer than 24 hours.

35 Gus  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:13:28pm

re: #33 Single-handed sailor

I think I’ll just apply the 24-hour rule to this. I just don’t know what to believe.

36 kerFuFFler  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:13:50pm

re: #19 FemNaziBitch

You know, the money/tax crimes don’t bother me as much as the sex crimes.
Bad accounting, greed, —I understand this to a point.
Bodily fluids and breaking marriage vows—that just makes me cringe.

Money and tax crimes seem like way more of a problem to me for an elected official. I’d take Clinton any day over someone pilfering public funds.

But, seriously, Wiener just needs to go away…

37 Feline Fearless Leader  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:14:32pm

re: #35 Gus

Appears that he took literally the research that registered Republicans prefer voting for dicks for public office.
///

38 Charles Johnson  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:15:06pm

From the Weiner statement above:

…challenges in our marriage that extended past my resignation from Congress.

Yep, he admitted it. No need for the 24-hour rule this time.

39 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:15:16pm

re: #31 HappyWarrior

Dude’s a creeper but of course the usual suspects will use as proof “The Democrat party is filled with sick perverts.” I think Weiner’s either that big of an ass or he’s got loads of problems or maybe it’s a little of both.

Funny thing about that is that, even after a spate of sex scandals on both sides where Democrats resigned, and Republicans didn’t (think Vitter, Larry Craig, etc.), wingnuts will STILL say, “Yeah, but a Republican would resign, but a Democrat won’t!”

40 Justanotherhuman  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:15:40pm

I just don’t get any of this.

What was this idiot in love with, a dick?

41 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:15:48pm
42 engineer cat  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:16:14pm

quinn is leading and looks good for next mayor

forget about teh weiner

43 Kragar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:16:28pm

Man, the Daily Show tonight is going to be great.

44 erik_t  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:16:42pm

re: #41 NJDhockeyfan

I cannot in good conscience upding a joke tweet with such an egregious grammatical error.

45 Charles Johnson  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:17:28pm
46 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:17:29pm

re: #41 NJDhockeyfan

“Gee whiz. And he announces this on National Hot Dog Day, no less. I mean the jokes just right themselves, Mr. Weiner.”

But apparently they don’t spell themselves correctly.

Or,

Why? Had the jokes fallen over?

47 Croc-Wearing Authoritarian  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:18:10pm

Hey Glenn Greenwald,
You know this place where Ed Snowden is asking for asylum…

48 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:19:05pm

re: #40 Justanotherhuman

I just don’t get any of this.

What was this idiot in love with, a dick?

I don’t know, but apparently Huma Abeddin is married to one.

49 Croc-Wearing Authoritarian  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:19:32pm
50 Kragar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:20:46pm

re: #49 Vicious Babushka

Sen. Ted Cruz Issues Major Gay Marriage Warning for Pastors and Christians, Alike

In an interview with CBN’s David Brody, Texas Sen. Ted Cruz, a Republican, joined in this chorus, warning that the push in favor of same-sex unions could, indeed, put First Amendment protections at risk.

“If you look at other nations that have gone down the road towards gay marriage, that’s the next step of where it gets enforced,” he said of hate speech regulations that are in place in other countries.

“It gets enforced against Christian pastors who decline to perform gay marriages, who speak out and preach biblical truths on marriage and that has been defined elsewhere as hate speech — as inconsistent with the enlightened view of government,” Cruz added.

Cruz is a blight.

51 HoosierHoops  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:20:46pm

Anthony just loves the Who to much..
See me
Feel me
touch me…

52 HappyWarrior  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:20:50pm

re: #49 Vicious Babushka

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Yeah a former Congressman sending lewd photos means we need a bonafide wacko like Ted Cruz to lead our country.

53 HappyWarrior  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:21:09pm

re: #50 Kragar


Sen. Ted Cruz Issues Major Gay Marriage Warning for Pastors and Christians, Alike

Cruz is a blight.

I’ll say it but Cruz is worse than Rubio.

54 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:21:44pm

re: #30 klys

Like Sanford’s wife.

Okay, then - just TWICE I’d like to see I’d like a politician’s wife to say, when asked to put herself in the ‘hurt but supportive’ role, to say, “Fuck you, dude. You made your bed, now lie in it.”
//

55 Croc-Wearing Authoritarian  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:22:24pm

re: #50 Kragar


Sen. Ted Cruz Issues Major Gay Marriage Warning for Pastors and Christians, Alike

Cruz is a blight.

Hillary is praying for Ted Cruz to get the GOP nomination.

56 Shiplord Kirel  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:22:28pm

I’ve been wanting to see that for a long time:

“Get out of my house, you freak. Go live with the rest of the alley cats, and your junk’s not that great anyway!”

57 erik_t  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:24:20pm

re: #50 Kragar


Sen. Ted Cruz Issues Major Gay Marriage Warning for Pastors and Christians, Alike

If you look at other nations that have gone down the road towards gay marriage, that’s the next step of where it gets enforced… It gets enforced against Christian pastors who decline to perform gay marriages, who speak out and preach biblical truths on marriage and that has been defined elsewhere as hate speech — as inconsistent with the enlightened view of government

I know, right? Just like when they started letting the uppity blahs marry white women.

58 HappyWarrior  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:25:15pm

So has Fischer ever demanded David Vitter’s resignation? He who actually had an outright affair with a prostitute. Yeah, Weiner’s sleazy but Vitter is more so and I thought conservatives prided themselves on principles and policing their own. Too bad that’s a load of crap huh.

59 engineer cat  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:25:44pm

warning that the push in favor of same-sex unions could, indeed, put First Amendment protections at risk

sorry ted - yer persecution fantasies won’t be coming true

60 erik_t  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:26:03pm

re: #58 HappyWarrior

Yeah, Weiner’s sleazy but Vitter is more so and I thought conservatives prided themselves on principles and policing their own. Too bad that’s a load of crap huh.

I see what you did there.

61 Lidane  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:26:21pm

*headdesk*

62 HappyWarrior  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:26:36pm

re: #60 erik_t

I see what you did there.

Actually no. I’ve blocked Vitter wearing diapers out of my mind until now.

63 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:27:45pm

re: #59 engineer cat

warning that the push in favor of same-sex unions could, indeed, put First Amendment protections at risk

sorry ted - yer persecution fantasies won’t be coming true

Because not being allowed to deny rights to others means your rights are denied.

64 HappyWarrior  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:28:11pm

re: #61 Lidane

*headdesk*

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Religious Right organizer David Lane, who recently led an Iowa summit which featured Ted Cruz, Rand Paul and Reince Priebus, believes that the US will see car bombings in Los Angeles, Washington D.C. and Des Moines, Iowa…if we’re lucky - See more at: rightwingwatch.org
Gee, they must be so happy to associate with such an individual. I’d like to name one incident where a pro gay rights person has actually physically attacked an anti gay rights person.

65 Kragar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:28:18pm

re: #61 Lidane

*headdesk*

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So God will carry out car bombings?

66 Shiplord Kirel  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:28:44pm

Yeah, Sanford’s wife did give the richly deserved boot. For the rest of us, the worst part was his desertion of his office and misuse of a state airplane to see his Argentine mistress. Naturally, all is forgiven by the GOP.

67 Lidane  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:28:47pm

re: #63 GeneJockey

Because not being allowed to deny rights to others means your rights are denied.

Well of course. And mentioning that racism still exists makes you a racist.

68 Croc-Wearing Authoritarian  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:29:23pm

re: #65 Kragar

So God will carry out car bombings?

Seems to me that the one threatening the car bombings will carry out the car bombings.

69 Shockingly, Pathetically Low  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:29:32pm

re: #51 HoosierHoops

Anthony just loves the Who to much..
See me
Feel me
touch me…

Pity he stopped before “heal me.”

70 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:29:45pm

re: #51 HoosierHoops

Anthony just loves the Who to much..
See me
Feel me
touch me…

And the The Divinyls…

I don’t want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don’t want anybody else

71 Eclectic Cyborg  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:29:48pm

re: #64 HappyWarrior

I’d like to name one incident where a pro gay rights person has actually physically attacked an anti gay rights person.

I don’t think you’d have much trouble proving the reverse.

72 Bulworth  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:30:05pm

re: #49 Vicious Babushka

So Fischer must like Sharia law after all. //

73 Eclectic Cyborg  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:30:14pm

re: #70 NJDhockeyfan

And the I The Divinyls…

I don’t want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don’t want anybody else

Dancing with myself…
Dancing with myself…
If had the chance I’d ask the world to dance…

74 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:30:23pm

re: #67 Lidane

Well of course. And mentioning that racism still exists makes you a racist.

Like I said last week, it’s ALWAYS Opposite Day for the Right!

75 Shiplord Kirel  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:30:46pm
the US will see car bombings in Los Angeles, Washington D.C. and Des Moines, Iowa

As well as mass shootings in New York, Chicago, and Hurlwood, Texas……

76 Lidane  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:30:47pm

re: #65 Kragar

So God will carry out car bombings?

Only if he’s feeling merciful, apparently.

77 Gus  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:31:35pm
78 Kragar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:31:50pm

re: #68 Vicious Babushka

” I deserved judgment, I got mercy. If America gets mercy, I believe — this doesn’t sound good — I think the process of mercy looks like probably car bombs in Los Angeles, Washington D.C. and Des Moines, Iowa. I think if we get mercy the process is going to be a very painful process. If we get judgment like Nazi Germany, I’m assuming we go to rebel, and God says ‘I’m done.’”

- See more at: rightwingwatch.org

So God’s mercy involves having people set off car bombs on city streets?

Fucking Christian Jihadis.

79 engineer cat  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:32:24pm

re: #49 Vicious Babushka

We need a leader like Ted Cruz who

cruz and fischer are birds of a feather with their titillating fantasies of persecution

i guess there are millions of old ladies sitting around the radio getting off on it while they send in their pennies to bryan and ted

80 Bulworth  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:32:28pm

re: #49 Vicious Babushka

So Fischer thinks social engineering—Christian Fundamentalist style—is a worthy federal governmental endeavor. OK. //

81 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:33:39pm

re: #61 Lidane

*headdesk*

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I gotta admit, this somewhat mystifies me. It seems unlikely that Teh Gheys are going to be doing the carbombings, so who is he positing will be doing it? If it’s wingnuts doing it, surely THEY are the problem, right? Saying it’s because of gay marriage is like saying rape is because of slutty dresses women existing.

82 geoffm33  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:33:51pm

Ooops…posted in dead thread, reposting here:

@MassGovernor paying off his bet from the Stanley Cup Finals:

83 HappyWarrior  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:33:53pm

re: #78 Kragar

” I deserved judgment, I got mercy. If America gets mercy, I believe — this doesn’t sound good — I think the process of mercy looks like probably car bombs in Los Angeles, Washington D.C. and Des Moines, Iowa. I think if we get mercy the process is going to be a very painful process. If we get judgment like Nazi Germany, I’m assuming we go to rebel, and God says ‘I’m done.’”

- See more at: rightwingwatch.org

So God’s mercy involves having people set off car bombs on city streets?

Fucking Christian Jihadis.

Frankly these people sound more like the Taliban daily. I thank God or whatever daily that they don’t have more power and that the Constitution protects against many of their desires but I really do worry about what will happen if they control the executive on a national stage. It’s bad enough that they’ve got the House, 3-4 guaranteed votes for their agenda on the USSC, etc.

84 Croc-Wearing Authoritarian  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:33:53pm

re: #78 Kragar

” I deserved judgment, I got mercy. If America gets mercy, I believe — this doesn’t sound good — I think the process of mercy looks like probably car bombs in Los Angeles, Washington D.C. and Des Moines, Iowa. I think if we get mercy the process is going to be a very painful process. If we get judgment like Nazi Germany, I’m assuming we go to rebel, and God says ‘I’m done.’”

- See more at: rightwingwatch.org

So God’s mercy involves having people set off car bombs on city streets?

Fucking Christian Jihadis.

They really, really crave that “Holocaust Victim” martyr badge, because they are sooo much MOAR WORTHY of being holey martyrs than all those UNSAVED Juice, who are now burning forever in the pit of Hell because they never accepted Jezuz…

85 Bulworth  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:34:45pm

re: #49 Vicious Babushka

I probably haven’t said this for a day or so, but as an American-hating leftist libtard let me say that Ted Cruz Totally Scares Me To Death And If He Runs We Dems Will Lose.

To help ensure Ted Cruz’s nomination, please pass this message to all TCOT’s. Thanks. //

86 blueraven  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:35:19pm

Weiner, along with San Diego Mayor Bob Filner, needs to exit the political stage immediately and check into rehab.

Sickos.

87 Kragar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:36:01pm

re: #86 blueraven

Weiner, along with San Diego Mayor Bob Filner, needs to exit the political stage immediately and check into rehab.

Sickos.

Filner needs to hold the door for the SD County Clerk when they leave.

88 twisty  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:36:04pm

Sometimes I think our one saving grace is that Islamic extremists and Christian extremists haven’t realized how near-identical their goals are and teamed up.

89 Kragar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:36:39pm

re: #84 Vicious Babushka

Any pro-lifer who is against birth control is a lying sack of hypocritical shit.

90 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:37:54pm

re: #78 Kragar

” I deserved judgment, I got mercy. If America gets mercy, I believe — this doesn’t sound good — I think the process of mercy looks like probably car bombs in Los Angeles, Washington D.C. and Des Moines, Iowa. I think if we get mercy the process is going to be a very painful process. If we get judgment like Nazi Germany, I’m assuming we go to rebel, and God says ‘I’m done.’”

- See more at: rightwingwatch.org

So God’s mercy involves having people set off car bombs on city streets?

Fucking Christian Jihadis.

That comes perilously close to calling for it to happen.

91 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:39:30pm

re: #88 twisty

Sometimes I think our one saving grace is that Islamic extremists and Christian extremists haven’t realized how near-identical their goals are and teamed up.

Good point. Fortunately for the rest of us, it’s hard to come back from being told your religion is a death cult was founded by Satan, so I don’t see an alliance in the offing.

92 Kragar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:39:50pm

If God tells you to go out and set off a car bomb on a city street, you need to find yourself a new supreme being.

93 The Ghost of a Flea  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:40:09pm

re: #84 Vicious Babushka

They really, really crave that “Holocaust Victim” martyr badge, because they are sooo much MOAR WORTHY of being holey martyrs than all those UNSAVED Juice, who are now burning forever in the pit of Hell because they never accepted Jezuz…

How weird is the second part of Lane’s statement about God’s “judgement” on Nazi Germany?

I mean, the whole paradigm of large scale social violence = God not protecting you leads to an immensely fucked-up understanding of genocide, pogroms, etc.

94 Backwoods_Sleuth  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:40:33pm

re: #45 Charles Johnson

They’re all Bozos on that Bus?

95 wrenchwench  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:41:04pm
96 funky chicken  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:41:35pm

re: #64 HappyWarrior

Go read the link. Nutjob says the bombings will be part of “God’s mercy.” If that’s merciful …

97 Decatur Deb  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:41:39pm

re: #23 Shiplord Kirel

Sheesh! Is there no end to the medias’ scientific illiteracy? Dildos may be extinct or threatened in some areas, but they are flourishing online (or so I’m told), with new sub-species appearing every day.

Trafficking in dildos is illegal in Alabama.

98 Backwoods_Sleuth  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:41:49pm

re: #57 erik_t

I know, right? Just like when they started letting the uppity blahs marry white women.

oooh…calling Justice Thomas…

99 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:41:54pm
100 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:41:59pm

re: #95 wrenchwench

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Tony Breakfast Link?

101 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:42:02pm

I think it’s pretty clear now that Weiner’s fetish involves publicity, so, um, get used to this kind of shit.

102 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:42:20pm

re: #99 NJDhockeyfan

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Not even to ask if it looks infected?

103 HappyWarrior  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:42:26pm

re: #93 The Ghost of a Flea

How weird is the second part of Lane’s statement about God’s “judgement” on Nazi Germany?

I mean, the whole paradigm of large scale social violence = God not protecting you leads to an immensely fucked-up understanding of genocide, pogroms, etc.

Frankly if that’s how God is, I don’t want to believe in God. It makes God sound like a vengeful childish dick. I don’t know if God exists but I hope if a God does exist, he’s not anywhere close to being the bullying vengeful dick that Fischer’s and Lane’s is that can tolerate slavery’s continued existence but will destroy a nation over gay couples enjoying equal rights under the law.

104 Kragar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:43:09pm

According to Christian “prophets”, God shows his displeasure using earthquakes, hurricanes and floods, and we’re in danger of being hit because we’re becoming just like “Nazi Germany”.

How many earthquakes and hurricanes hit Germany during the 1930s?

105 HappyWarrior  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:43:26pm

re: #96 funky chicken

Go read the link. Nutjob says the bombings will be part of “God’s mercy.” If that’s merciful …

Oh, I did. That part just stood out to me that this guy has appeared with the RNC chair and a couple of possible Republican presidential candidates in 2016.

106 wrenchwench  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:44:09pm

re: #102 GeneJockey

Not even to ask if it looks infected?

Especially…..

107 Kragar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:44:35pm

re: #99 NJDhockeyfan

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Maybe if you’re a Mohel interviewing for a job…
/

108 Shiplord Kirel  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:44:49pm

re: #85 Bulworth

I probably haven’t said this for a day or so, but as an American-hating leftist libtard let me say that Ted Cruz Totally Scares Me To Death And If He Runs We Dems Will Lose.

To help ensure Ted Cruz’s nomination, please pass this message to all TCOT’s. Thanks. //

Da, Comrade Bulworth, I agree completely. With such a brilliant leader at their head, the reactionaries would have no trouble thwarting our plans for gun confiscation, mandatory gay indoctrination, and the nationalization of golf courses.

109 funky chicken  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:44:52pm

re: #93 The Ghost of a Flea

How weird is the second part of Lane’s statement about God’s “judgement” on Nazi Germany?

I mean, the whole paradigm of large scale social violence = God not protecting you leads to an immensely fucked-up understanding of genocide, pogroms, etc.

Well we all know those Eastern Orthodox folks behind the Iron Curtain weren’t “real Christians” anyway.

110 HappyWarrior  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:44:53pm

re: #104 Kragar

According to Christian “prophets”, God shows his displeasure using earthquakes, hurricanes and floods, and we’re in danger of being hit because we’re becoming just like “Nazi Germany”.

How many earthquakes and hurricanes hit Germany during the 1930s?

They claimed that God showed his displeasure by putting America in the war which would make “some” sense if we had declared war on Nazi Germany after they invaded Czechoslovakia or even Poland but no we needed Pearl Harbor and Nazi Germany declaring war on us to enter WWII. I am glad we did of course enter it sure as hell wasn’t divine intervention.

111 Dr Lizardo  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:45:37pm

re: #86 blueraven

Weiner, along with San Diego Mayor Bob Filner, needs to exit the political stage immediately and check into rehab.

Sickos.

Weiner is a major exhibitionist. He’s got a pretty serious problem with it, obviously.

112 Kragar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:45:43pm

re: #102 GeneJockey

Not even to ask if it looks infected?

“I bleached my pubes and now it looks like Santa Claus…”

113 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:45:50pm

re: #103 HappyWarrior

Frankly if that’s how God is, I don’t want to believe in God. It makes God sound like a vengeful childish dick. I don’t know if God exists but I hope if a God does exist, he’s not anywhere close to being the bullying vengeful dick that Fischer’s and Lane’s is that can tolerate slavery’s continued existence but will destroy a nation over gay couples enjoying equal rights under the law.

I’ve asked Christianists before why I should praise a god who created most of mankind to burn in Hell for all eternity. They ask who am I to question God.

114 The Ghost of a Flea  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:45:52pm

re: #90 GeneJockey

That comes perilously close to calling for it to happen.

Stochastic terrorism is the preferred MO for anti-abortionists, homophobes, and Christian nationalists.

Concern troll about violence…but when someone commits violence, blame the victim. Look at Scott Roeder—anti-abortion groups say they condemn his act, but they fundraise to pay his lawyers, apply DARVO to Dr Tiller, and in private admire Roeder’s zeal.

115 erik_t  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:45:58pm

re: #104 Kragar

According to Christian “prophets”, God shows his displeasure using earthquakes, hurricanes and floods, and we’re in danger of being hit because we’re becoming just like “Nazi Germany”.

How many earthquakes and hurricanes hit Germany during the 1930s?

When the only tool you have is plate tectonics, every problem looks like a nail ghey California.

116 Lidane  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:46:00pm

re: #105 HappyWarrior

That part just stood out to me that this guy has appeared with the RNC chair and a couple of possible Republican presidential candidates in 2016.

That’s a feature, not a bug.

These nutbars are the people that the GOP panders to in order to win.

117 Decatur Deb  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:46:31pm

re: #104 Kragar

According to Christian “prophets”, God shows his displeasure using earthquakes, hurricanes and floods, and we’re in danger of being hit because we’re becoming just like “Nazi Germany”.

How many earthquakes and hurricanes hit Germany during the 1930s?

Some:

Image: 450px-Seismic_bomb.gif

alternatehistory.com

118 HappyWarrior  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:46:55pm

re: #116 Lidane

That’s a feature, not a bug.

These nutbars are the people that the GOP panders to in order to win.

But of course. Just indicating that’s why I bolded and italicized it because it says all we need to know about these guys that they pander to a nutbar like that.

119 The Ghost of a Flea  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:47:13pm

re: #109 funky chicken

Well we all know those Eastern Orthodox folks behind the Iron Curtain weren’t “real Christians” anyway.

Nor were all those Polish Catholics, apparently.

120 Feline Fearless Leader  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:47:17pm

re: #88 twisty

Sometimes I think our one saving grace is that Islamic extremists and Christian extremists haven’t realized how near-identical their goals are and teamed up.

Actually pretty useful to each other as “enemies”. Each acts outrageous enough that the other can point to them as representing the entire other religion and why there should be laws and actions taken to resist them at all costs.

121 Kragar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:47:19pm

re: #117 Decatur Deb

Some:

Image: 450px-Seismic_bomb.gif

alternatehistory.com

I did say the 30s

122 HappyWarrior  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:48:29pm

re: #113 GeneJockey

I’ve asked Christianists before why I should praise a god who created most of mankind to burn in Hell for all eternity. They ask who am I to question God.

You can’t win. And frankly if their God finds communism and such so adhoerent, why did the USSR fall some 38 years after Stalin’s death. Why does the PRC still stand? Why is Castro the world’s most longest tenured leader. Either we have free will or God is more of an idea than actual being. Taking any scripture word for word is foolishness though.

123 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:48:40pm
124 Decatur Deb  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:48:48pm

re: #121 Kragar

I did say the 30s

Earthquakes take longer.

125 HappyWarrior  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:49:17pm

re: #119 The Ghost of a Flea

Nor were all those Polish Catholics, apparently.

Sizable Lutheran communities in the Eastern Bloc but I imagine they’re not real Christians either,//

126 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:49:18pm

re: #123 NJDhockeyfan

That’s upsetting.

127 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:49:54pm

re: #106 wrenchwench

Especially…..

I had a friend who did research in Reproductive Endocrinology who periodically sent me, uh… interesting papers.

Like the guy who came to the doctor with a massively swollen scrotum, after he had an accident pleasuring himself with the drive belt of a large machine, while everyone else was at lunch. He quickly stapled himself up, but unsurprisingly got an infection.

People are just weird.

128 Justanotherhuman  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:51:09pm

“It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen…”

Have we already entered a parallel universe?

129 EPR-radar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:51:34pm

re: #114 The Ghost of a Flea

Stochastic terrorism is the preferred MO for anti-abortionists, homophobes, and Christian nationalists.

Concern troll about violence…but when someone commits violence, blame the victim. Look at Scott Roeder—anti-abortion groups say they condemn his act, but they fundraise to pay his lawyers, apply DARVO to Dr Tiller, and in private admire Roeder’s zeal.

IMO, they only stick with stochastic terrorism because they still have a chance to win at the polls, and more classical forms of terrorism would be a net vote loser.

130 funky chicken  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:53:18pm

re: #110 HappyWarrior

Wow. So Pearl Harbor was divine intervention for these folks? I don’t think I care for their god.

131 The Ghost of a Flea  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:53:25pm

re: #122 HappyWarrior

Taking any scripture word for word is foolishness though.

I seriously have no idea how the fuck these people read Scripture and derive from it what they do.

As if the New Testament were a series of sentence-long epigrams from Free Market Jesus.

132 Lidane  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:53:28pm

re: #118 HappyWarrior

But of course. Just indicating that’s why I bolded and italicized it because it says all we need to know about these guys that they pander to a nutbar like that.

I said it yesterday but it bears repeating. Given the choice between the Dems and the GOP, I will gladly take the center-right party prone to bouts of stupid (i.e., the Dems) over the far-right, xenophobic, racist, bigoted party full of greedy religious fanatics.

133 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:54:56pm

Weiner beat Geraldo’s tweet hands down.

134 Kragar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:55:15pm

re: #130 funky chicken

Wow. So Pearl Harbor was divine intervention for these folks? I don’t think I care for their god.

Everyone knows Pearl Harbor was a Jewish conspiracy to get the US to enter the war.
///

135 Justanotherhuman  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:55:42pm

re: #127 GeneJockey

Yeah, weird, if you can call that “pleasuring himself.”

136 CuriousLurker  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:55:45pm

re: #86 blueraven

Weiner, along with San Diego Mayor Bob Filner, needs to exit the political stage immediately and check into rehab.

Sickos.

Seconded. They have both serious psychological problems that should disqualify them from public office, IMO.

137 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:56:22pm

re: #131 The Ghost of a Flea

I seriously have no idea how the fuck these people read Scripture and derive from it what they do.

As if the New Testament were a series of sentence-long epigrams from Free Market Jesus.

I love how they say that the whole book must be taken literally, except the part about it being easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven. THEN they start hemming and hawing about mountain passes and allegory.

138 Decatur Deb  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:56:45pm

re: #136 CuriousLurker

Seconded. They have both serious psychological problems that should disqualify them from public office, IMO.

Bizzarro-freakazoid isn’t in the Constitution.

139 blueraven  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:57:06pm

Ryan Braun (Milwaukee Brewers) suspended for rest of season for “violations of the Basic Agreement and its Joint Drug Prevention and Treatment Program.”

espn.go.com


More role models…//

140 bratwurst  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:57:29pm
141 HoosierHoops  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:57:51pm

Well..I think my junk is awful nice and sexy..Sorry Internet..None of you get to see it..Besides it would be my luck that mostly guys would click on the pictures..Now to me..That is creepy..and my luck. No one gets to see me
naked..mmmm..well if you pay me 10’s of thousands of dollars I may consider it..Not!
I’m teasing lizards..

142 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:58:10pm

re: #135 Justanotherhuman

Yeah, weird, if you can call that “pleasuring himself.”

According to the paper, the accident was because he found it so pleasurable that he leaned into it too much.

143 wrenchwench  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:58:24pm

Someone has too much time on their hands.

144 HappyWarrior  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 12:59:05pm

re: #131 The Ghost of a Flea

I seriously have no idea how the fuck these people read Scripture and derive from it what they do.

As if the New Testament were a series of sentence-long epigrams from Free Market Jesus.

They do the same thing they accuse liberal Christians of- cherry picking. If the allmighty whatever it is intended for the US and the world to be capitalistic, I think market economic theory would have been written before 1776 but maybe that’s me.

145 FemNaziBitch  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:00:38pm

re: #88 twisty

Sometimes I think our one saving grace is that Islamic extremists and Christian extremists haven’t realized how near-identical their goals are and teamed up.

NO they are NOT! Christians don’t put their women in bags! or stone them (anymore)

146 Gus  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:01:39pm
147 darthstar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:02:13pm

Captain Obvious, meet Carlos Danger.
Carlos, meet Captain Obvious.

148 The Ghost of a Flea  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:03:59pm

re: #137 GeneJockey

I love how they say that the whole book must be taken literally, except the part about it being easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven. THEN they start hemming and hawing about mountain passes and allegory.

I like the “Revelations is literal, let me tell how to read the secret signs that it’s the Apocalypse people.”

They get very, very unhappy if you point out that a literal reading would mean a literal seven-headed monster coming out of the sea…and no Antichrist, since that title doesn’t actually occur as an individual, but as a plural noun describing people who aren’t Christlike.

Of course, they also don’t like the actual description of “antichrists” either, since it’s not so much a magic devil man as a person who’s greedy, un-empathetic, and cruel.

149 EPR-radar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:04:41pm

re: #131 The Ghost of a Flea

I seriously have no idea how the fuck these people read Scripture and derive from it what they do.

As if the New Testament were a series of sentence-long epigrams from Free Market Jesus.

The RWNJs simply apply their highly developed projection skills to create a god in their own image, who hates and fears all the same things the RWNJs do.

150 EPR-radar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:05:46pm

re: #148 The Ghost of a Flea

I like the “Revelations is literal, let me tell how to read the secret signs that it’s the Apocalypse people.”

They get very, very unhappy if you point out that a literal reading would mean a literal seven-headed monster coming out of the sea…and no Antichrist, since that title doesn’t actually occur as an individual, but as a plural noun describing people who aren’t Christlike.

Of course, they also don’t like the actual description of “antichrists” either, since it’s not so much a magic devil man as a person who’s greedy, un-empathetic, and cruel.

Not to mention the whole rapture nonsense, which (as far as I know), has zero basis in the bible.

151 Backwoods_Sleuth  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:05:46pm

re: #143 wrenchwench

Someone has too much time on their hands.

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kittehs worldwide are insulted…

152 HappyWarrior  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:05:48pm

The weirdest are those who think their right to own arms is a biblcally based right. If you want to say that the Constitution gives you that right, I’m inclined to agree but if you start telling me that your Bible is why you can own a firearm, I am going to point and laugh. Jesus and the disciples wouldn’t know a rifle from an iPod.

153 b_sharp  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:05:49pm

re: #26 Shiplord Kirel

Isn’t Dildo a character in Lord of the Rings? Frodo’s lesser known though better endowed brother, iirc.

That’s Dildo Bugger, a relative.

154 darthstar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:06:17pm
155 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:06:59pm
156 FemNaziBitch  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:07:05pm
Stochastic means unknowable not random.

One could argue that is the definition of G-d.

157 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:07:10pm

re: #127 GeneJockey

I had a friend who did research in Reproductive Endocrinology who periodically sent me, uh… interesting papers.

Like the guy who came to the doctor with a massively swollen scrotum, after he had an accident pleasuring himself with the drive belt of a large machine, while everyone else was at lunch. He quickly stapled himself up, but unsurprisingly got an infection.

People are just weird.

Just saw this on Snopes yesterday. They confirm it’s true.

158 b_sharp  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:07:17pm

re: #40 Justanotherhuman

I just don’t get any of this.

What was this idiot in love with, a dick?

Love does happen between two people online.

159 darthstar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:08:04pm

re: #153 b_sharp

That’s Dildo Bugger, a relative.

Bored of the Rings…pretty good satire.

160 darthstar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:08:43pm

re: #40 Justanotherhuman

I just don’t get any of this.

What was this idiot in love with, a dick?

If you’re talking about Weiner, he’s in love with not just any dick, but his own dick.

161 lawhawk  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:09:15pm

re: #139 blueraven

Ryan Braun (Milwaukee Brewers) suspended for rest of season for “violations of the Basic Agreement and its Joint Drug Prevention and Treatment Program.”

espn.go.com

More role models…//

As for Braun, he should be sued for every penny by Laurenzi when Braun intimated that Laurenzi tampered with the sample when he took it home after missing the cutoff to get it shipped the day of the sample was taken.

He defamed Laurenzi’s character, and no simple apology has been forthcoming in the time since those claims were made.

Braun failed that drug test. Braun all but admits to PEDs via Biogenesis by not contesting the MLB suspension (and the Players Union has no problem either).

He’s got to do more than sit out the season IMO. He’s got to make restitution to Laurenzi. And the rest of baseball.

Oh, and the A Rod circus is up next. I can’t help but feel that the latest “injury” is an attempt to avoid Selig’s wrath and pending ban hammer, but A Rod too should be gone from baseball. Banned. And his records expunged from baseball.

Any other player who gets the ban hammer? Same treatment. Make it as though they never appeared in any game. Ever.

And while we’re at it, restore the home run records to Maris and Aaron. /but that’s just me.

162 darthstar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:09:18pm

re: #158 b_sharp

Love does happen between two people online.

Find god’s match for you on Christian Mingle dot com.

163 Kragar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:10:06pm

Prepare your wingnut defenses:

Trayvon Martin’s Father To Speak On Capitol Hill Wednesday

Tracy Martin, Trayvon Martin’s father, will be on Capitol Hill Wednesday afternoon to provide the opening remarks to a hearing of the newly formed Congressional Caucus on Black Men and Boys.

The hearing, entitled “The Status of Black Males: Ensuring Our Boys Mature Into Strong Men,” will be the caucus’ first, according to a press release from co-chairs Eleanor Holmes Norton (D-DC) and Danny Davis (D-IL).

164 FemNaziBitch  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:10:25pm
“Are you in love with him?”

yes

“Is, he, also, in love?”

Yes, he loves himself too!

paraphrased from the last book I read (listened to).

165 blueraven  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:10:52pm

re: #161 lawhawk

As for Braun, he should be sued for every penny by Laurenzi when Braun intimated that Laurenzi tampered with the sample when he took it home after missing the cutoff to get it shipped the day of the sample was taken.

He defamed Laurenzi’s character, and no simple apology has been forthcoming in the time since those claims were made.

Braun failed that drug test. Braun all but admits to PEDs via Biogenesis by not contesting the MLB suspension (and the Players Union has no problem either).

He’s got to do more than sit out the season IMO. He’s got to make restitution to Laurenzi. And the rest of baseball.

Oh, and the A Rod circus is up next. I can’t help but feel that the latest “injury” is an attempt to avoid Selig’s wrath and pending ban hammer, but A Rod too should be gone from baseball. Banned. And his records expunged from baseball.

Any other player who gets the ban hammer? Same treatment. Make it as though they never appeared in any game. Ever.

And while we’re at it, restore the home run records to Maris and Aaron. /but that’s just me.

Hell Yeah!

166 Kragar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:11:51pm

re: #164 FemNaziBitch

paraphrased from the last book I read (listened to).

The Marriage of Crow T Robot & Tom Servo

Youtube Video

167 FemNaziBitch  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:12:23pm

It’s Not Just the NSA! Judge Rules That Chevron Can Collect Private Info of People Suing Them - The successful move by Chevron is about harassing activists, a lawyer said.

168 Gus  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:13:19pm

Thank you Carlos Danger!
— Jennifer Rubin

169 The Mountain That Blogs  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:13:27pm

re: #161 lawhawk

That way lies madness. Besides, Aaron has admitted to plenty of performance-enhancing drug use in his career.

170 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:13:36pm

re: #156 FemNaziBitch

Stochastic means unknowable not random.

You’ve linked the talk page. The article itself contains this:

The subsequent state of a stochastic system is determined both by the system’s predictable actions and by a random element.

(my emphasis)

171 HappyWarrior  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:14:58pm

re: #163 Kragar

Prepare your wingnut defenses:

Trayvon Martin’s Father To Speak On Capitol Hill Wednesday

Poop to be flung by rwnjs at 9:00.

172 CuriousLurker  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:15:22pm

re: #138 Decatur Deb

Bizzarro-freakazoid isn’t in the Constitution.

Heh, I guess not.

Seriously though, it has nothing to do with morality. It’s about their pathology affecting their judgement in a very negative & potentially dangerous way.

173 FemNaziBitch  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:16:38pm

re: #170 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi

You’ve linked the talk page. The article itself contains this:

(my emphasis)

free will?

174 FemNaziBitch  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:16:55pm

re: #172 CuriousLurker

Heh, I guess not.

Seriously though, it has nothing to do with morality. It’s about their pathology affecting their judgement in a very negative & potentially dangerous way.

It’s about Power and Control.

175 Gus  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:17:37pm
176 Lidane  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:18:45pm

Heh.

177 darthstar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:20:06pm

re: #175 Gus

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Charles Danger? Oops.

178 Lidane  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:20:11pm
179 darthstar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:20:52pm

re: #178 Lidane

[Embedded content]

Image: LadyLibertyCrying.jpg

180 Weet  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:21:44pm

Just OMFG through August 2012? Please NY’ers, do not vote for this guy.

181 Gus  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:21:54pm

re: #177 darthstar

Charles Danger? Oops.

Well, it is Jim Hoft. :D

182 darthstar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:22:45pm

re: #181 Gus

Well, it is Jim Hoft. :D

Ah…I filter his name out of my field of vision automatically.

183 darthstar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:23:16pm
184 Gus  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:23:24pm

re: #182 darthstar

Ah…I filter his name out of my field of vision automatically.


Wonder if I’ll get trolled.

185 Lidane  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:24:41pm

re: #183 darthstar

Must be more of that conservative minority outreach.

186 darthstar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:24:46pm


Steve King: For Every Valedictorian, 100 DREAMers Are ‘Hauling Marijuana Across The Desert’
187 Eventual Carrion  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:24:59pm

re: #108 Shiplord Kirel

Da, Comrade Bulworth, I agree completely. With such a brilliant leader at their head, the reactionaries would have no trouble thwarting our plans for gun confiscation, mandatory gay indoctrination, and the nationalization of golf courses.

Golf courses? But that is protected in my 18th hole amendment.

What do you mean I can’t have a beer on the course?

188 darthstar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:25:25pm

re: #185 Lidane

Must be more of that conservative minority outreach.

Now that conservatives are in the minority, it actually makes sense.

189 Lidane  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:26:33pm

Grab the popcorn:

190 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:28:56pm

re: #189 Lidane

191 darthstar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:30:27pm
192 Charles Johnson  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:31:10pm

That Victor Davis Hanson article is just gross. Man, what a dope I was to ever think he wasn’t just a right wing nativist, because he’s removed all doubt at this point.

193 wrenchwench  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:32:31pm

re: #192 Charles Johnson

That Victor Davis Hanson article is just gross. Man, what a dope I was to ever think he wasn’t just a right wing nativist, because he’s removed all doubt at this point.


Coates on that.

194 darthstar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:33:15pm

Even Andrea Mitchell is enjoying this.

195 b.d.  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:33:34pm

Dick Danger

Glad to see that the late night comics have some more material until election day.

196 Backwoods_Sleuth  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:34:26pm

re: #150 EPR-radar

Not to mention the whole rapture nonsense, which (as far as I know), has zero basis in the bible.

Supposedly it’s from 1 Thessalonians 4:17. But I’ve also heard it was some sort of vision that a teenage girl had a couple hundred years ago.

197 Lidane  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:35:21pm
198 Decatur Deb  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:35:22pm

re: #193 wrenchwench


Coates on that.

Gave my kids ‘The Talk”. Told them to avoid morons—too much shit happens around them.

199 darthstar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:35:29pm
200 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:35:39pm

re: #183 darthstar

Victor David Hanson finally leaves no illusion that’s a bigot.

201 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:35:58pm

re: #195 b.d.

Dick Danger

Glad to see that the late night comics have some more material until election day.

Huhuhuh huh huuhhuh

“election day”

huhuhhu huhhuhuhhuh

202 wrenchwench  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:39:31pm

re: #198 Decatur Deb

Gave my kids ‘The Talk”. Told them to avoid morons—too much shit happens around them.

So many parents are afraid to have that talk. Because they wouldn’t see much of their kids after that.

203 Eventual Carrion  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:41:07pm

Newt passes his affection around for patriotism, Anthony (aka Carlos) passes his erection around for love.

Could they both be right
//

204 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:41:49pm
205 Decatur Deb  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:44:43pm

re: #202 wrenchwench

So many parents are afraid to have that talk. Because they wouldn’t see much of their kids after that.

A series of coincidences convinced our kids that their mother and I knew where every squirrel in our small town had buried a nut. Worked even better overseas where I had the resources of Army MPs, Marine security guards and Shin Bet at hand.

206 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:45:33pm

re: #192 Charles Johnson

That Victor Davis Hanson article is just gross. Man, what a dope I was to ever think he wasn’t just a right wing nativist, because he’s removed all doubt at this point.

I found the same thing about a bunch of folks I’d thought were ‘thoughtful Conservatives’, and all since Obama was elected.

Funny, that.

207 Backwoods_Sleuth  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:46:34pm

Carlos Danger’s presser photo

208 darthstar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:47:05pm
209 Backwoods_Sleuth  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:47:23pm

re: #201 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

Huhuhuh huh huuhhuh

“election day”

huhuhhu huhhuhuhhuh

more like “erection day”…

210 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:48:03pm

re: #157 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi

Just saw this on Snopes yesterday. They confirm it’s true.

“It’s no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.” - Mark Twain

211 darthstar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:48:31pm
212 darthstar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:50:46pm
213 Gus  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:51:46pm
214 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:51:53pm

re: #212 darthstar

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At this point, she’s wondering “Who’m I a-beddin’?”

215 engineer cat  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:52:37pm

Steve King: For Every Valedictorian, 100 DREAMers Are ‘Hauling Marijuana Across The Desert’

since when do americans need to smoke mexican reefer?

216 GunstarGreen  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:52:53pm

re: #103 HappyWarrior

Frankly if that’s how God is, I don’t want to believe in God. It makes God sound like a vengeful childish dick. I don’t know if God exists but I hope if a God does exist, he’s not anywhere close to being the bullying vengeful dick that Fischer’s and Lane’s is that can tolerate slavery’s continued existence but will destroy a nation over gay couples enjoying equal rights under the law.

Any non-whitewashed version of the Holy Bible will reveal this to you. God explicitly endorses slavery, but says that gays should be killed. There are also a number of ‘improper worshiping procedure’ cases that will earn you death. Leviticus: Snuff Porn For The Religious.

I don’t subscribe to the modern notion of “Yeah, but all that stuff that makes us look like hideously evil monsters? That stuff was just a joke, doesn’t count.” God as he is described in the Christian bible is an enemy of all that is good in the world.

217 Lidane  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:54:05pm
218 Backwoods_Sleuth  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:54:14pm

re: #215 engineer cat

Steve King: For Every Valedictorian, 100 DREAMers Are ‘Hauling Marijuana Across The Desert’

since when do americans need to smoke mexican reefer?

yeah! #1 crop in Kentucky…Buy American!!!

//

219 Lidane  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:55:40pm

This is helpful:

220 blueraven  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:55:55pm

I hope Weiner is calling this presser to drop out. But I fear that is not the case.

221 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:55:58pm

re: #215 engineer cat

Steve King: For Every Valedictorian, 100 DREAMers Are ‘Hauling Marijuana Across The Desert’

since when do americans need to smoke mexican reefer?

“Marijuana” just SOUNDS Messican, so it must BE Messican.

222 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:56:43pm

re: #219 Lidane

This is helpful:

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What, again? Doesn’t he say shit like this every week?

223 The Ghost of a Flea  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:56:53pm

re: #215 engineer cat

Steve King: For Every Valedictorian, 100 DREAMers Are ‘Hauling Marijuana Across The Desert’

since when do americans need to smoke mexican reefer?

Got to calm down somehow after too much Mexican meth.

Haha our drug problem is destroying their country.

224 Carlos Danger  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:57:10pm

re: #220 blueraven

I hope Weiner is calling this presser to drop out. But I fear that is not the case.

Carlos has a little something to show his friends!

225 darthstar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:57:42pm

re: #224 Carlos Danger

Carlos has a little something to show his friends!

Excuuuuse me while I whip this out.

226 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:58:38pm

“It’s something like a man’s penis, only smaller.”

227 darthstar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 1:59:39pm

Image: CWDYFwa.jpg

228 BongCrodny  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:00:44pm

If this forces Weiner out of the mayoral race, he’d be a lock for a reality TV series: “Hangin’ with the Weiners.”

229 darthstar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:02:14pm
230 darthstar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:04:30pm
231 Carlos Danger  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:05:09pm

Friends, lizards, countrymen, lend me your eyes…

232 Gus  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:05:35pm

WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT ANTHONY WEINER AND WHO THE HELL IS CARLOS DANGER!!!!!??????? STOP TALKING ABOUT CARLOS WEINER ON MY TIMELINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

233 GunstarGreen  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:05:50pm

re: #219 Lidane

This is helpful:

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Yeah, sure thing Senator. Also included in the resolution is the mandate that you and everyone in your immediately family be drafted, trained, and put into service on the front lines as soon as possible.

234 Decatur Deb  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:08:28pm

re: #233 GunstarGreen

Yeah, sure thing Senator. Also included in the resolution is the mandate that you and everyone in your immediately family be drafted, trained, and put into service on the front lines as soon as possible.

He’s a JAG—even deployed. Still an idiot.

235 Weet  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:09:30pm

Franken’s article today is a must read. As Chairman of the Senate Judiciary Subcommittee on Privacy, Technology, and the Law, he knows that of which he speaks. I think he takes all of the steam out of the Greenbeck/Sowdum caper.

Franken opinion

236 Kragar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:11:47pm

Bryan Fischer: Demon Hunter

On his radio program today, Bryan Fischer dedicated an entire segment to recounting some of the various run-ins he has had with demonic spirits and how he cleansed them from his home, cleansed his and other children who were being attacked by them, and even fought one off that grabbed him while he slept.

Inspired by a story in The Blaze today about the new horror film “The Conjuring” and the supposedly true story that inspired it, Fischer recounted how he once delivered a young girl from a demon that was tormenting her and ordering her to be disobedient to her parents under threat that the demon would otherwise kill them.

Kookoo.

237 jaunte  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:12:45pm

“Carlos Danger, Third Eye.”

238 GunstarGreen  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:12:54pm

re: #234 Decatur Deb

He’s a JAG—even deployed. Still an idiot.

I am of the opinion that the decision of whether or not to engage in a war that is not a direct defense of the home soil from invasion should be put to a mandatory vote of all citizens eligible to serve. Once the votes are tallied, if the majority (however that is defined) is in favor, the pool of necessary combat personnel should be filled first with those voting in favor of war, and then with others if those voting in favor are not sufficient to staff the war effort.

The only way to get The American People to slow down for a second and actually consider whether it’s worth it to go to war, is to make it directly affect them and theirs.

239 Decatur Deb  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:13:17pm

re: #236 Kragar

Bryan Fischer: Demon Hunter

Kookoo.

“Show us on the doll, Dr Fischer, where the demon grabbed you.”

240 Kragar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:16:50pm


And one of them has his own radio show

241 The Ghost of a Flea  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:18:05pm

re: #236 Kragar

Bryan Fischer: Demon Hunter

Kookoo.

Read between the lines and you’ve got the story of a little girl terrorized by a strange man who tells her there’s something evil living in her, and that God will hurt her if she doesn’t do what her parents say.

Is she just a little energetic, or ADD, or a mentally ill? The prescription is fear, shame, and maybe a bit of God-approved spanking physical abuse.

242 Gus  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:18:36pm

I’ll be Bach.

243 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:20:02pm
244 Kragar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:20:17pm

re: #241 The Ghost of a Flea

Read between the lines and you’ve got the story of a little girl terrorized by a strange man who tells her there’s something evil living in her, and that God will hurt her if she doesn’t do what her parents say.

Is she just a little energetic, or ADD, or a mental illness? The prescription is fear, shame, and maybe a bit of God-approved spanking physical abuse.

Letting Fischer near your kids is child endangerment.

245 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:20:21pm

re: #242 Gus

I’ll be Bach.

Why does Gus tell us this? He Berlioz us any explanation.

246 Decatur Deb  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:22:16pm

re: #242 Gus

I’ll be Bach.

Amoco Renegades:

Youtube Video

247 Justanotherhuman  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:23:13pm

Sarah Palin Trolls Nancy Pelosi politix.topix.com

Oh, please let Palin run in 2016!

248 The Ghost of a Flea  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:23:19pm

re: #244 Kragar

Letting Fischer near your kids is child endangerment.

I suspect if you listen to Bryan Fischer, your child is endangered long before he turns up in person.

249 Political Atheist  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:23:25pm
New York mayoral candidate and former Rep. Anthony Weiner will speak soon about new controversy. WATCH CNN TV.

If he says he will show us the problem, change the channel quick!

250 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:23:49pm

re: #241 The Ghost of a Flea

Read between the lines and you’ve got the story of a little girl terrorized by a strange man who tells her there’s something evil living in her, and that God will hurt her if she doesn’t do what her parents say.

Is she just a little energetic, or ADD, or a mental illness? The prescription is fear, shame, and maybe a bit of God-approved spanking physical abuse.

I was thinking that OCD, plus a little bit of suggestion, and you could have a kid thinking she has a demon driving her compulsions - “If I don’t do this, something bad will happen.”

251 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:25:37pm

re: #242 Gus

I’ll be Bach.

Maybe he’s going Chopin, and needs to make a Liszt.

252 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:27:43pm
253 Decatur Deb  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:28:30pm

re: #251 GeneJockey

Maybe he’s going Chopin, and needs to make a Liszt.

I’m Glazunov Gus didn’t just disappear.

254 Justanotherhuman  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:28:58pm

re: #248 The Ghost of a Flea

Or wind up like this: Youtube Video

Funny how that priest resembles Fischer.

255 The Ghost of a Flea  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:29:21pm

re: #251 GeneJockey

Maybe he’s going Chopin, and needs to make a Liszt.

Going to cook some dinner on the Webern grill.

256 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:30:32pm

re: #255 The Ghost of a Flea

Going to cook some dinner on the Webern grill.

Or it all got to be too much for him, and he’s off in Unable To Copland.

257 The Ghost of a Flea  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:30:45pm

re: #255 The Ghost of a Flea

Going to cook some dinner on the Webern grill.

Making some Schoenburgers, perhaps.

258 jaunte  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:31:59pm
259 Kragar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:33:55pm

re: #258 jaunte

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John Handcock agrees.

260 Charles Johnson  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:37:06pm

Weiner’s on the grill now.

261 Justanotherhuman  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:37:27pm

Huma is with Weiner.

262 jaunte  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:37:30pm

With a side of Huma.

263 jaunte  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:38:37pm

Excruciatingly Uncomfortable Modern Scenes, Chapter One.

264 Decatur Deb  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:40:21pm

Not the same without Breitbart’s introduction.

265 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:41:27pm

I’d like to modify my above wish for the long-suffering wife to tell her scandal-plagued politico husband to go pound sand, and say that what I’d REALLY like is to see the scandal-plagued politico husband say, “My wife isn’t here, because this is embarrassing enough without her being paraded out to show her support. I fucked up, there’s no reason she has to suffer more humiliation because of me.”

266 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:41:34pm

I’d he say that?

“Perhaps, I’m surprised that more things didn’t come out sooner.”

267 jaunte  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:42:01pm

“I’m glad these things are behind us.”

268 Lidane  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:43:02pm

re: #240 Kragar

If you’re alive in 2013 and you legit believe in evil spirits and demons, I don’t know what to tell you.

It’s as if the Enlightenment never happened for large swaths of people. WTF.

269 Justanotherhuman  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:46:04pm

re: #265 GeneJockey

She said it was something between them to work out, and they have. I’ll leave it at that. It’s not up to any of us to tell anyone else how to run a marriage.

270 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:46:32pm

Who is going to be the first one to address him as “Carlos”?

271 Dr Lizardo  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:49:42pm

re: #268 Lidane

If you’re alive in 2013 and you legit believe in evil spirits and demons, I don’t know what to tell you.

It’s as if the Enlightenment never happened for large swaths of people. WTF.

Actually, for a large swath of people the Enlightenment was the obvious work of Satan. That’s what they think.

272 Lidane  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:50:00pm
273 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:50:43pm

re: #269 Justanotherhuman

She said it was something between them to work out, and they have. I’ll leave it at that. It’s not up to any of us to tell anyone else how to run a marriage.

True, but lordy, one does feel sorry for the wives, being trotted out to show their support in a moment of extreme humiliation they didn’t deserve.

274 Lidane  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:51:32pm
275 A Mom Anon  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:52:27pm

re: #265 GeneJockey

Amen! There’s no career worth me standing there all solemn while my husband is vying for media attention, not to mention being really loose with the marriage vows. I’d have my own fucking press conference in my front yard while I poured gas on his possessions and set them on fire. Fuck that shit and a bunch of decorum.

Which is why I could never run for office. I’d be telling people off daily, and not in a very ladylike fashion.

276 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:53:24pm

re: #271 Dr Lizardo

Actually, for a large swath of people the Enlightenment was the obvious work of Satan. That’s what they think.

Funny thing is, the same people talk about how barbaric Islam is because the Shiites and Sunnis fight, etc. while at the same time wanting to roll Christianity back to the days when Catholics and Protestants duked it out all over Europe, and both of them slaughtered Anabaptists.

277 wrenchwench  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:53:54pm

re: #275 A Mom Anon

Amen! There’s no career worth me standing there all solemn while my husband is vying for media attention, not to mention being really loose with the marriage vows. I’d have my own fucking press conference in my front yard while I poured gas on his possessions and set them on fire. Fuck that shit and a bunch of decorum.

Which is why I could never run for office. I’d be telling people off daily, and not in a very ladylike fashion.

I’d vote for you! Except for the arson part…

278 Croc-Wearing Authoritarian  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:55:37pm
279 A Mom Anon  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:56:30pm

re: #277 wrenchwench

Is it arson if you don’t burn the house down? Just his clothes and his computer and stuff, nothing big. I’d even dig a firepit, just to be safe. I may be cranky, but I’m civic minded. Safety First!

280 Dr Lizardo  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:56:42pm

re: #276 GeneJockey

Funny thing is, the same people talk about how barbaric Islam is because the Shiites and Sunnis fight, etc. while at the same time wanting to roll Christianity back to the days when Catholics and Protestants duked it out all over Europe, and both of them slaughtered Anabaptists.

They’ve pretty much forgotten about the religious wars in Europe.

281 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 2:59:21pm

re: #280 Dr Lizardo

They’ve pretty much forgotten about the religious wars in Europe.

And why so many of their ancestors came over here.

282 jaunte  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:00:46pm
283 piratedan  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:03:48pm

re: #282 jaunte

kinda makes you wonder where the bubbles come from… don’t it?

284 Dr Lizardo  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:03:51pm

re: #281 GeneJockey

And why so many of their ancestors came over here.

Indeed. The RW’ers grasp of history is tenuous, at best.

285 marsl  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:04:48pm

Another American politician that just can’t keep his weiner in his pants.

Here, in Portugal, things are different.

Politicians are just very concentrated in f**** with all of us and forget wives and mistresses.

Speaking for me, I have sex all day. Portuguese government f**** me every day.

You guys just don’t know how lucky you are.

286 Lidane  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:05:44pm

This guy is going to be hating life for a few days:

Carlos Danger Is Real, and He’s a Psychiatrist in Miami

Thanks to Anthony Weiner’s inhuman drive to keep sexy talking ladies online, Carlos Danger has ruled Twitter this afternoon. Based on screen caps posted to the Dirty — and partially confirmed in a statement from the ex-congressman — “Carlos Danger” was the hilariously dashing pseudonym he used in his latest online exploits.

Too bad for Dr. Carlos Danger. He’s a real dude who really lives in Miami, practices psychiatry, and probably never envisioned himself at the center of a national political sex scandal.

287 lawhawk  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:07:29pm

This takes the Best Worst Presser of the Year.

He’s staying in the race. The key is that he’s trying to conflate the before and after resignation so that people think that this is just something that happened before the resignation, and it’s only now coming to light.

It ignores that this sexting continued well after the resignation.

It’s up to City voters to make sure that he gets the message - he’s not wanted. But so far, there’s enough voters out there willing to ignore/forgive/forget about his malfeasance to let him go ahead continue running for office.

288 Justanotherhuman  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:07:45pm

re: #273 GeneJockey

True, but lordy, one does feel sorry for the wives, being trotted out to show their support in a moment of extreme humiliation they didn’t deserve.

Huma put her big girl pants on because she is committed to the family they’ve made. Few marriages are “equal” in every aspect and people decide what matters and what doesn’t.

It’s too bad that those who consider themselves “victims” when they get online and voluntarily engage in sex talk, or worse, with someone they don’t really know don’t do the same and understand their own part in such activities and protect themselves, whether it’s those who are in the public eye or those who want their 15 minutes of fame. Weiner, I don’t think, saw himself as a victim, but with his wife, sought counseling both for the activity and for their marriage. Personally, I would never engage in such activity as was described, but people do, and that is their decision.

Having said that, a lot of people wouldn’t forgive and forget. But the release of this information now does make you wonder why the woman who revealed what happened did so at this particular time.

289 jaunte  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:08:28pm
290 marsl  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:10:18pm

Explain me on thing:

Why all this guys always say they are sorry for their behaviour and the suffering they have caused to their wives?
Why nobody says: “hell, my wife is a pain-in-the-ass, i can’t stand her anymore, i’m going to divorce her, blá, blá, blá”
And why the wives just stand behind them and none just send the creep back to his momma home with the bags?

And this is equal to Republicans and Democrats…

291 darthstar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:11:56pm
292 Backwoods_Sleuth  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:12:09pm

too bad Weiner isn’t running for public office in South Carolina…or Louisiana…

293 lawhawk  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:12:35pm

re: #292 Backwoods_Sleuth

too bad Weiner isn’t running for public office in South Carolina…or Louisiana…

You can have ‘em.

294 jaunte  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:12:59pm
295 piratedan  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:15:26pm

well it does raise questions about his judgement, such as why in the hell does he keep sharing pics with women who continually out his ass? If you’re gonna run the biggest city in America, you gotta be a better judge of character than that….. //

296 Lidane  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:15:43pm
297 Charles Johnson  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:17:50pm
298 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:19:37pm

re: #297 Charles Johnson

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Something with ‘Johnson’ in it would work, too.

Oh, wait.

Nevermind.

299 Dr Lizardo  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:20:01pm

re: #297 Charles Johnson

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Mine; Dirk Diggler.

Oh, dammit…..that’s already taken.

300 darthstar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:23:19pm

re: #297 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

Pete’s Peril is a double-black diamond run at Alpine Meadows. I love that face…nice 45 degree slope, a couple of trees to dodge, but it’s about 15 good butt-puckering turns. Was doing sled practice on it once a couple of years ago and I was “the patient”…got bounced out of the sled and free-fell all the way down. Probably was going 25mph within three seconds. Managed to arrest myself by jamming a foot down - posted all the way to my hip before momentum popped me out like a cork, but slowed down enough to stop before I reached the trees. Lovely run. Not for beginners.

301 darthstar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:24:56pm

re: #299 Dr Lizardo

Mine; Dirk Diggler.

Oh, dammit…..that’s already taken.

Mine’s Harley Jams

Generate your own here:
pr0nname.com

302 Dr Lizardo  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:26:09pm

re: #301 darthstar

Mine’s Harley Jams

Generate your own here:
pr0nname.com

Yes!!

Buck Hardcore

303 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:26:42pm

re: #286 Lidane

This guy is going to be hating life for a few days:

Carlos Danger Is Real, and He’s a Psychiatrist in Miami

If this were a movie, Dr. Carlos Danger would be an assumed name, given him by the US Marshalls as part of the Witness Protection Program.

304 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:28:33pm

re: #301 darthstar

Mine’s Harley Jams

Generate your own here:
pr0nname.com

I read once that to get your pr0n name, you take the name of your first pet, and your mother’s maiden name.

That makes me Dickie Cox.

305 Kid A  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:29:36pm
306 piratedan  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:30:29pm

re: #305 Kid A

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why doesn’t she ask David Vitter or John Ensign for their insight….

307 Lidane  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:30:35pm
308 marsl  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:30:47pm

Hell, this guy can’t be bad.

A guy who looses time to be with 2+ affairs, and devoting time to his wife does not have time to f**** the Motherland, the City and his voters.

In here, this guy would be a God.

Next to our supreme God, “Zezé Camarinha”. A guy that have more than 2000+ women in his “scoresheet”.

British, German, and Scandinavian turists just love Portuguese latin lovers.

We give you big time.
We love you much time.

309 Lidane  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:31:47pm
310 marsl  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:33:42pm

re: #304 GeneJockey

I read once that to get your pr0n name, you take the name of your first pet, and your mother’s maiden name.

That makes me Dickie Cox.

Master Peachybutt…. whatever that is….

311 Justanotherhuman  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:35:41pm

re: #310 marsl

Willy Smith.

But I don’t play that game, either.

312 Lidane  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:37:29pm
313 Lidane  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:38:07pm
314 gwangung  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:38:48pm

re: #305 Kid A

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What a bald-faced lie….the brazeness of Republican pundits get worse and worse.

315 wrenchwench  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:42:13pm
316 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:42:29pm

re: #305 Kid A

Why are lefty feminists so eager to defend men who can’t stay faithful to them and treat them like crap?

As opposed to Righty women, who defend men who can’t stay faithful to them and treat them like property.

317 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:43:26pm

re: #315 wrenchwench

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Wait, is that her real account? If so, I want the Bidens for the next Pres and 1st Lady!

318 Lidane  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:43:54pm

re: #317 GeneJockey

Wait, is that her real account? If so, I want the Bidens for the next Pres and 1st Lady!

Nope. Parody account.

319 darthstar  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:44:25pm

Looks like Weiner’s weiner cost me a couple of followers today.

320 Justanotherhuman  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:44:55pm

re: #305 Kid A

DL must think posting naked photos is the same as actually doing the dirty deed. There’s no actual pressing of flesh on flesh and exchanging bodily fluids.

It’s not. But it can be like falling for a celebrity, the same as when you were a teenager.

321 Lidane  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:45:44pm
322 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:50:19pm

re: #321 Lidane

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I hear she weighs the same as a duck.

323 wrenchwench  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:51:19pm

re: #317 GeneJockey

Wait, is that her real account? If so, I want the Bidens for the next Pres and 1st Lady!

That’s not really her. I was fooled.

324 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:51:46pm

re: #320 Justanotherhuman

DL must think posting naked photos is the same as actually doing the dirty deed. There’s no actual pressing of flesh on flesh and exchanging bodily fluids.

It’s not. But it can be like falling for a celebrity, the same as when you were a teenager.

To be honest, DL doesn’t give a crap whether there’s a distinction, because conflating the two as a way to attack Democrats is all she’s after.

325 Mateo Scrounge  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:53:56pm

re: #323 wrenchwench

That’s her! and me too!

Nah. It says it’s a parody account. But I still want her for 1st Lady. I think Joe would be a great President, plus you’d never know what the hell he was going to say next. Kinda like LBJ.

326 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:55:06pm
327 Sionainn  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:56:06pm

re: #301 darthstar

Mine’s Harley Jams

Generate your own here:
pr0nname.com

I didn’t like mine…stupid ones for women…but, my husband’s was awesome: Spanky Assploder

328 b.d.  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:57:11pm

Run Christine Run!

329 b.d.  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 3:58:16pm

re: #326 NJDhockeyfan

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Sabato loses interest in Weiner?

330 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 4:02:41pm
331 BeenHereAwhile  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 4:21:09pm

re: #94 Backwoods_Sleuth

They’re all Bozos on that Bus?

“Doesn’t Bottles count?”
“Only to 10, Mudhead.”

332 Ming  Tue, Jul 23, 2013 10:03:20pm

re: #80 Bulworth

So Fischer thinks social engineering—Christian Fundamentalist style—is a worthy federal governmental endeavor. OK. //

It’ll pay for itself, when we reduce the tax rates! Yeah, that’s the ticket.
//


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