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David Frum is Surprised That Conservatives Continue to Support Andrew Breitbart

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Dark_Falcon7/21/2010 8:03:12 pm PDT

Stats:

Berlin Inferno Level 26 Hater Warrior

Armor: Steel Plate Armor and Helmet. Blocks all reasoned analysis and reduces all weapon attack damage by 40%. Any attacks doing less than 3 damage are disregarded.

Weapon:

Flaming Sword: 3D6 + 2 damage per successful attack, reduced by half with a save. If the save roll fails, make a second save roll. If the second roll fails, the character is set on fire and is stunned and suffers 15 additional points of damage per turn. This can be ended with save roll (at an additional +2 added to the target number) or with an appropriate spell. Unlike the weapons of Dorkus and Idiot Pundit, the sword cannot be shattered.

Spell:

Summon Troglodytes (every 3 turns): Summons an additional 1D6 Troglodytes into the chamber. This can blocked after the first use by a successful use of Intimidating Blow, or the use of the PWN SCREED spell.

Special: Berlin Inferno’s hatred towards Islam cause him to attack any Muslim character headlong and without restraint. Against most other characters (except Ludwig, SpaceJesus, and Reginald Perrin, who Pwn him) he waits for an opportune moment and then darts in to attack.

Victory: If the Players defeat BI, the Troglodytes lose heat and run back to their Fever Swamp. The Soul Gem is a Diamond behind the brass frame.

Treasure: The Crescent moons the players saved turn out to be solid gold.