re: #5 darthstar

Charles Pierce has a suggestion for Jeb!

It’s Time for Jeb (!) to Old Yeller His Campaign

Travis: No, Mama!

Katie: There’s no hope for him now, Travis. He’s suffering. You know we’ve got to do it.

Travis: Yes, Mama. But he was my dog. I’ll do it.

-Old Yeller (1957)

It’s your campaign, Jeb (!) Only you can do it, Jeb (!) Take it out back, tie it to a tree and, you know…Do it quick, Jeb (!), before you have a chance to think on it.

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