This just plain stinks:

Louisiana town holding outhouse derby Saturday
May. 21, 2009 11:58 AM
Associated Press

CHOUDRANT, La. - Rolling outhouses are a new feature of this year’s community cleanup in Choudrant.

In between Saturday’s Community Day trash pickup and an evening street dance, the Choudrant Restoration and Beautification Society plans a quarter-mile Outhouse Derby.

Outhouses can be bought or built; the toilet inside can anything from a one-hole board to a commercial toilet.