re: #129 Killgore Trout

I’m not sure who to hate more; the radical lefties trying to boycott the most important retail day of the year or the wingnut’s reactionary plan to buy as much as possible to piss off the lefties. Fuck ‘em all.

They’re both lying. The radical lefties will be at Walmart on Tuesday (after the attention dies down) buying worthless crap from China, and the wingnuts will be spending as little as possible because the reality of their checkbook is incompatible with their faux-patriotic consumerist pledge.