re: #112 calochortus

I’m proud to say I have never applied for Mensa membership.

I didn’t either, but I took a thing called the JETS (Junior Engineering Testing Service) when I was fifteen. Mensa sent me a letter asking me to join up. I had just read Woody Allen’s short story, “The Whore of Mensa” and didn’t respond. Who wants to be a part of group that nerdish?

Hilarious story, by the way.