Conservatives focusing on the important stuff by wasting time and money.

Dear South Carolina Governor McMaster: My service was to the Constitution, that piece of parchment conservatives pray to and then ignore, just like the Bible. That includes the pesky part in the I Amendment that starts “Congress shall make no law… .”

Take your proclamation and your fake patriotism and dig around in the couch cushions for some roubles.

I ask that all South Carolinians show the world our state’s resolute commitment to supporting our troops by standing for the national anthem wherever you watch the Super Bowl with your loved ones this Sunday. #IStand pic.twitter.com/x5pK3zPNTO

— Henry McMaster (@henrymcmaster) January 30, 2018