After reading the “drop a child” article I am preparing to upgrade my notorious broad brush to a goddamn roller.

My parents lived in America legally from ‘83 to ‘93, during which time mom gave birth to me and my two little brothers. The idea that they did it just for the American citizenship is insane enough that I have almost zero shred of respect for conservatism in general.

Rather than unleash further outrage, have some Freemasons instead.

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