DERP DERP DERP DERP
Actually Texas DPS has “confirmed” that SOMEONE TOLD THEM to look for these things.

@BlueHeronFarmTX @JenXer @HuffingtonPost @SteveWorks4You DPS has confirmed to NBC: http://t.co/CjGqhdrnTm

— Josh M (@culturalbaggage) July 12, 2013

BREAKING: Texas Capitol police confiscate 18 jars suspected to contain feces, 1 jar urine at abortion debate http://t.co/LCxooq2ycT

— LifeSiteNews.Com (@LifeSite) July 12, 2013