how’s this for my new dating profile?

eccentric, logorrheic, intense, peculiar, well heeled bohemian engineer, loves pre-indo-european substrates, ars nova composers, elegant dynamic programming algorithms, obscure and poorly documented historical periods, and neurotic curvacious sex obsessed literary misplaced hyperbolic women who know the difference between ibid and ovid and don’t give me a blank look when i say the name ‘proust’

yeah, ok, too weird, as usual…