re: #136 Eclectic Cyborg

“I’m here! I’m ready to go into Heaven and be with Jesus for all eternity. HALLELUJAH!”

St. Peter: “You didn’t get vaccinated, did you?”

“No, I did not. GOD is the only healer I need!”

St. Peter: Please proceed to the down escalator over there. Lines are long these days but hey, you don’t have to worry about time any more anyway.

“B-b-but what about that guy over there? HE’S GAY! Homosexuality is a sin!”
“So’s being a dumbass. Nobody’s perfect. The difference is, he at least tried to live a good life and be kind to other people. You were a royal douchecanoe and you wound up killing 16 people with secondary infections. Bye now.”