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Onion: Congressmen Submit Emergency 3 AM Bill

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Walter L. Newton5/27/2010 4:55:10 pm PDT

So… I’m leaving for a seniors graduation awards event in a few minutes… so, I decided to wear my special “Indiana Jones” style felt hat, festooned with all sorts of dangly turquoise jewelry I made, a turquoise bolo, one of my totem ties hanging from my belt with silver and turquoise beads… basically a walking (but subtle) display for my handiwork… even have a pocket full of different stone pendants and silver chains… I love these events…