We’re Number 1 !!!

Our county seat was named Most Redneck City in Alabama, using these criteria:
Small towns
Least amount of high school graduates
Lives in the south
Number of dive bars per city
Number of tobacco stores per city
Number of guns and ammo stores per city
Number of Walmarts per capita.

Their #1 statewide position in gun shops and bait shops offset a surprisingly high graduation rate.