Ew.

Well, this should make your day:

The typical workers’ desk — especially her phone, keyboard and mouse — has 400 times more bacteria than the average toilet seat, according to Gerba’s research. The office kitchen? It’s “like an unregulated restaurant,” says Gerba. Half of office coffee cups have fecal bacteria in them, and nearly one in five office fridges is cleaned out only once or twice per year, according to a study by the ADA and ConAgra Foods.