re: #68 The Vicious Babushka

So the fucker sitting in front of me has reclined her seat. HEY ASSHOLE I ALSO PAID FOR A FIRST CLASS SEAT.

Should I kick the seat or call the flight attendant?

“I have a very particular set of skills. If you do not move your seat up I will brain a whole 16 oz tub of Sabras Extra Garlic hummus and smoke you the F out before we finish crossing the Rockies.”