re: #143 goddamnedfrank

Yes it’s entirely baseless and massively dickish but I’m going to say it anyway: Ted Cruz has the same meticulous, pudgy look, fucked up mannerisms and fanatical hatred of homosexuality as Marcus Bachmann, so much so that it would come as no surprise to learn he sucks cock anonymously at highway rest stops.

Yeah, I don’t think we need to go there.