re: #1316 Cato the Elder

I hope, since you count me as a friend, that you would let me help you if you needed it.

I’ll probably never have a lot of money, but I’m full of good (read: free) advice, and I’m an absolute fount of useless good-feeling and “chin-up, old gal” jokes and anecdotes.

And if you didn’t let me help you, I would take it as a personal affront.

Come on by. You know how to get in touch with me…