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Onion: Radical Social Security Reform Measures Proposed

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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks7/28/2011 5:15:42 pm PDT

re: #11 albusteve

the GOP has a plan to legislate tiny, micro meters planted in the vagina of all women 18 years and older…these meters will track insertion, time inside, and extraction whereupon they will be taxed for the usage…like a highway

Oh. Will they break it down to half-minutes? They’d need to if they wanted any of my tax dollars.