Good Early Morning, Lizard Nation-it’s 41F and drizzlin here in San Antone.

For Cowboys Fans….

* The Hiway Patrol Officers are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas.
For the first offense, they give you two Dallas Cowboys tickets.
If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys.

Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 75,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ!”

Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. What’s the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. What do the Cowboys and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.