To be fair, we should avoid unwarranted generalizations from the Alabama story. some open-minded conservatives recognize that the Bible, or at least the currently available translations, are not perfect. In fact, they’re filled with liberal drivel and subliminal messages. That’s where the Conservative Bible Project come in (not a parody). My favorite objectives of the project below:

- Framework against Liberal Bias: providing a strong framework that enables a thought-for-thought translation without corruption by liberal bias. For example, the Living Bible translation has liberal evolutionary bias; the widely used NIV translation has a pro-abortion bias.

- Not Emasculated: avoiding unisex, “gender inclusive” language, and other feminist distortions; preserve many references to the unborn child (the NIV deletes these)

- Accept the Logic of Hell: applying logic with its full force and effect, as in not denying or downplaying the very real existence of Hell or the Devil.

- Express Free Market Parables; explaining the numerous economic parables with their full free-market meaning

- Prefer Conciseness over Liberal Wordiness: preferring conciseness to the liberal style of high word-to-substance ratio; avoid compound negatives and unnecessary ambiguities; prefer concise, consistent use of the word “Lord” rather than “Jehovah” or “Yahweh” or “Lord God.”

Some work is still needed in several Books of the Old Testament, in case you people want to lend these folks a hand.