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BREAKING! New Photos of Jim Hoft Discovered: Throwing Gang Signs, Brandishing Weapons

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EPR-radar9/05/2014 6:02:01 pm PDT

re: #149 klys

I’m trying to write my resume, which hadn’t been updated since 2006 - and that was for a different career. TEN YEARS OF SCHOOL = A FOOTNOTE.

This would be much more fun.

What I’d like to be able to put on a resume:

“Let’s just pretend that this page includes the HR-approved buzzwords du jour and schedule a quick call with a decision maker to see if there is any fit here.”