Want Your 6-Year-Old to Learn How to Breast-Feed? There’s a Doll for That.

Move over American Girl dolls there’s a new toy in town. Walking, dancing, talking, eating or diaper-wetting dolls will be old-school once the world’s first breast-feeding baby doll hits toy-store shelves in the United States.

The Breast Milk Baby mimics the suckling motion and sound when brought next to a sensor-equipped halter top a child must wear to nurse the doll. The colorful top has petals indicating the correct placement for the doll. Once the doll is close to the area, the sensor triggers the baby to start suckling. The doll also needs to be burped to keep it from crying after a feeding.

There’s nothing a 6 year old needs to learn more than how to breast feed a baby. What will they come up with next, masturbation dolls?