How the hell am I supposed to get my laughs for the day if you guys kill, flay and remove all evidence of a troll’s existence before I get here?

Party poopers.

OT:

Today is my wife’s and my 35th wedding anniversary. I’m just killing time while she finishes putting on her makeup. We’re heading out for supper and a movie, then when we get home maybe some nookie.

It should be an enjoyable night.