I will talk to God everyday. With the idea that I am the most imperfect receptor ever. The most I can seem to get is some general directions. Like my life works out better if I don’t rush to be ahead of everyone else. Like I should slow down and take my time and better things will happen to me at an average speed. Life seems to bear that out with continuous lesson reinforcement.

When Pat Robertson talks to God I think he means something different. Like he has a two way TV channel to heaven. I just think he is confused by the role he has accepted and misinterprets his ego as God a lot.

Joe the Plumber is probably somewhere in between.