My next door neighbor in the apartment complex I now live in periodically screams the word “Jesus” at the top of his lungs, over a 5-10 second period, in a manner that makes me wonder what in the blue blazes is going on over there. He’s also a terribly nice guy, and his wife gave us some rather delicious cookies when we moved in.

It’s all very weird. My neighbor in PA was also extremely, frighteningly fervently religious. If I believed in such things, I would conclude this is just my karma, and the universe is trying to tell me something.