BREAKING AT GOATNEWS!

BREAKING: Did #BlackLivesMatter Members Kill Abilene, TX Cop?

GotNews can independently confirm that an Abilene, TX police officer was the target of a hate crime by an anti-cop group.

“Abilene police officer that was found dead was found at his home, bound, burned, shot multiple times, with racial words and phrases carved into his body,” says a source close to the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

Another FBI official confirmed the attack and said that it may well have been in response to the perceived mistreatment of Sandra Bland, a mentally ill woman who killed herself in police custody. Conspiracy theorists believe that Bland was killed by police.

No word yet on what anti-white or anti-cop slurs were used.

Former NYPD cop-turned radio host John Cardillo, using sources independent of GotNews, confirmed the anti-cop violence.

It’s CONFIRMED! Anti-cop violence probably by members of Black Lives Matter! CONFIRMED, I say! Sources!

Oh. But, uh…

Update: Heavy.com reports that both killers are white.

OOPSIE.

GoatNews can now CONFIRM that Black Lives Matter had nothing to do with this murder! CONFIRMED! BREAKING!

The comments are excellent.

What an irresponsible article! To quote, “GotNews can independently confirm”—-NOTHING! “GotNews can independently confirm”—-that they are ridiculous! “GotNews can independently confirm”—-that that care not one iota for the truth! This is merely another way to stir up trouble and hatred, Pointing the finger like this is the way to ensure that another finger just may end up on the trigger.

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GotNews has ALWAYS been a joke. They are nothing more than a click-bait garbage website. Anybody that comes here for news is an idiot. Only reason I’m here is I clicked a link on my FB news feed without looking to see what website I was headed to. My mistake…

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GotNews, you are liars! Get the story right!

Yes, it’s another heinous massive fail for the Ginger Avenger.