He’s so fat Melania has to send a SWAT Team in to find his dick.

Yes, yes, it’s gratuitous but it makes me happy to post it.

I am just so tired of having to comment on this waste of oxygen who is supposedely the President of the US.

I’m going to sleep.

She Who Must Be Obeyed is off for a gig tomorrow, returning to Austin, and we are off to Houston for Oliver Rajamani’s Flamenco India show at the Hobby Center on Friday.

She’s playing harp, I’m running the stage. For all of the Houston lizards, this is a good opportunity to see a really great show.

I’ll be the guy in all black with the goatee who looks like the world is falling apart, because that’s what presenting live music actually is like, and you just have to wing it.

I love it.