In Which the President* of the US Releases 46 Minutes of Whining, Ranting, and Conspiracy Theories on Video

ipsos12/02/2020 4:25:52 pm PST

It’s becoming pretty obvious that some group of “advisors” must have spent some time with him ahead of election night drilling into his thick skull a scheme where the election results would be razor-thin again in one or two key states, allowing him to push the absentee ballot claim and squeeze out a “victory.”

Except then he lost by too much, in too many states. But the curdled jelly where his brain should be can’t process any change. So he’s basically giving away the game they thought they were going to be playing.