After an unforgettable night with the magical balance fairy, Rand Paul had this to say:

The Paul campaign has disassociated itself from the volunteer who took part in this incident, and once again urges all activists — on both sides on both sides on both sides on both sides on both sides on both sides on both sides on both sides on both sides on both sides on both sides— to remember that their political passions should never manifest themselves in physical altercations of any kind.”

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