Trump says “I could stand in the middle of 5th avenue and shoot people and I wouldn’t lose voters.” I agree with him. His voters are idiots.

— Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) January 23, 2016

The deceased was walking down the middle of 5th Avenue, just asking for it. Police ruled it “Suicide by Trump.”

— J. Elvis Weinstein (@JElvisWeinstein) January 23, 2016