This is a good one:

That is a lie. No such comments exist. Wake up and smell your irrelevance, Charles. NO ONE CARES.

This numbskull is talking about my tweet:

Commenters at Weasel Zippers are calling for me to be “lynched.” Yes, they actually used that word.

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) December 15, 2013

And guess what? Those comments are the very first ones in the thread.

Where are all the lynch mobs?

[…]

Torches and pitchforks should be at the ready

[…]

Always.

Maybe if I were more relevant I’d be able to see that they don’t exist.