re: #152 negativ

I am sending you a bill for the time I spent trying to figure out what the hell you were talking about.

YOU BELIEVE, as I discovered a few posts later, that you were making a pun about “My stake”.

WELL, it turns out that Estee Lauder may or may not a perfume called “Wood Mystique” that contains cedar oils, among other things. I say “may or may not”, because the only references I can find to the stuff are on dodgy sites that may or may not be hawking bootleg ripoff stuff. It’s confusing. I don’t know. I JUST DON’T EVEN KNOW ANYTHING ANYMORE.

Fucking internet. Jeezus.

“Miss Teak” was my take. Teak being a kind of wood, therefore saying she was actually made from cedar makes some sort of sense.

I did not go further since I made a somewhat obscure “Mandating” -> “Mandalay” style pun the other day.