re: #124 Emerald

Everyone knows that those birth announcements were plants planted to plant the foundation of Obama’s illegal quest to become Master of the Universe! Lenin and Stalin even piloted the space ship that went back in time to do it. Then they stopped at a Burger King, and Elvis dished up their meals himself. All three of them went out cruising, hooked up with Bigfoot-ettes and made alien hybrid babies.

Just sticking with the WWN angle.

Well they can’t be Princes of the Universe, because Queen beat ‘em to it:

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