re: #161 Cannadian Club Akbar

I got your effing clown right here!!!
Alligator Attraction draws state scrutiny after widespread publicity about its ‘gator parties’

So an old Cajun comes into a bar with his pet alligator.

“You gotta get that thing outta here,” says the bartender, “It’s dangerous!”

“Perfectly harmless,” reples the old Cajun, sets the gator on the bar, opens his mouth, places his dick in the gator’s mouth and proceeds to bash it on the head repeatedly with a bottle. The gator just lies there motionless.

“See? Harmless, like I told ya! Anybody else wanna try it?”

“I do,” says a little fellow at the end of the bar, “just don’t hit me on the head with a bottle!”