re: #133 MandyManners

I am not a girl.

I am a woman.

I am a woman who has the means to enjoy good Bourbon.

I am a woman, watch me pour
Libations you cannot afford!
And I’ll drink no cheap booze just to pretend
That I like cheap beer or you;
I’ll have Maker’s Mark thank you!
I consume the very best right to the end!

Yes, I’ve had wine, but it seems so pretentious…
Yes, I had beer, but it isn’t worth the fuss,
If I had to, I’d out-drink all of you!

Beer ain’t wrong
Beer ain’t tasty, though!
I drink better!