re: #14 austin_blue

He has No Strategy. He wore a Tan Suit. He is a Secret Muslim. He is a Secret Communist. He is not Native Born.

If he took off his shoes and walked across the Potomac River, it would only be because he was too lazy to swim.

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And the important infractions:

He used brown mustard
He ate arugula
He put his feet up in the Oval Office
He went jacket-less in the Oval Office
He had multiple pies once for Thanksgiving dinner
He didn’t salute during “Hail to the Chief”
He didn’t attend some soldier’s funeral
He ate a hamburger
He wore a bike helmet