Well this looks like it should be good for a few laughs…

RPN outlines what we should look for in a President.

The nominee must be one the Body of Christ can support and one who carries the mantle to lead the nation in this time of economic, social and political uncertainty. Who has God anointed to lead the U.S. and influence the international scene? In numerous conversations with believers in the evangelical and apostolic stream, our conclusion is that there has been uncertainty among God’s people. A significant number of leaders are saying they simply can’t support some of the candidates. Let’s be reminded it was Samuel the Lord chose to send to Bethlehem and anoint a young David as king. The Church can’t sit on the sidelines and be spectators for the next eight months!
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2. One who has played on a team. Never trust a leader who has not participated in a team sport or function.
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3. One who seeks and implements divine wisdom. We will not emerge from this crisis on the merits of human wisdom or political astuteness. A leader’s spiritual life is of vital importance to their policies, procedures and general atmosphere within an administration. America’s next president must be one who fears God and seeks His wisdom.
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5. One who is a strong leader yet understands how to lead as a priest. America needs someone who leads from a position of recognizing they are under authority and not a dictator. As high priest, Jesus could be touched by the people and He interceded for them. He is King and Priest.

The whole democracy thing is lost on these people.