I think a parlay might be the best move, really.

1. Mitch McConnell gleefully announces that he’s eliminated the filibuster and is adding 6 more judges to the Supreme Court

2. Fox News publishes a handy interactive map to polling locations in black neighborhoods, along with a sign-up sheet where you can put down how much ammunition you’re bringing

3. Ted Cruz is caught having sex with a tied-up manatee at Sea World

Line opens at 12:1

I’ll take the “They’re all Lizard People and I’m fucked up on big red pills!” wager for $20

Betting line opens at 7:1 that he comes up with some deranged nickname for Kamala in the next week

— Surreal painters were just ahead of the curve (@MutatedReality) October 14, 2020