re: #163 SanFranciscoZionist

Two Orthodox Jews are stranded on a remote island for about a year. When they are finally rescued, the rescue team notices three separate buildings that had been constructed. When pressed about the structures, each of the Orthodox men spoke up:

Man #1: “That hut next to the cluster of palm trees, well, that’s my synagogue.”

Man #2: “That hut about 50 meters away, that’s my synagogue.”

The third structure? Both men answer in unison: “That’s the synagogue that neither of us would be caught dead in.”