The funny part is that none of these enhanced interrogation techniques constitute “torture”. AND I DON’T CARE IF HVTS WERE SUBJECTED TO THEM MORE THAN 150 TIMES EACH BEFORE THEY BROKE! That just proves the point that they didn’t really hurt.

Caterpillar torture, are you [expletive deleted] kidding? That’s not torture, it’s comedy gold! What’s next, the Comfy Chair?

/hand me a [expletive deleted] electric drill like our enemies use before beheading, I guarantee you it won’t take 150 sessions