One the subject of workplace annoyances, for some reason my agency’s phone system requires I change the password for my mailbox like every other day and naturally I have finally forgotten or misplaced the last password I used and I can’t access the stupid thing.

Phone messages suck anyway and the ones likely sitting in my mailbox are BS, but it’s annoying. On my last day I’ll kidnap the office phone and give it the Office Space treatment outside with a baseball bat.