The only really sucky thing abut my arrest experience was that prior to it happening, I managed to sunburn myself badly lying on the lawn in front of City Hall, being a dead homeless person.

They didn’t explain that we were supposed to STAY there while several speeches, sermons, and a gospel singer happened, and you couldn’t really get up, since that would ruin the tableau completely.

I pray that my booking photo never comes to light. I looked like a damn lobster.