I’ll leave it at this… hopefully, I will remember not to speak of her again (I know I won’t)…

She was teh hawt (those who say she’s not are lying)
I thought we believed in the same things (turned out, we kinda don’t)
I’d do ‘er (dudes who say they’d not are lying)
Therefore I’d vote for her

I’m still ashamed.

The end.

Really.