re: #151 Gus

Will there be any black helicopters or drones?

Nah, that’s so 20th century. We have an ace in the hole in the form of our genetically engineered flying monkey legions; you know, the ones we traded all those abduction victims to the aliens for. They are poised to swarm out of their lairs at Denver Airport and Bohemian Grove and swoop down on shooting ranges, Bible churches, and dudebro cubicles from coast to coast.