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NBC Reports That Rex Tillerson Called Trump a "Moron" (Which He Is) - Tillerson Doesn't Deny It

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Eventual Carrion10/04/2017 5:16:58 pm PDT

re: #171 Jebediah, RBG

But but but maybe you are in the auto parts store, throwing things around?
Related: If you’re not sure if you’ve blown a seal or not, how can you be sure?
Ask the seal; he’ll probably remember.

This penguin decides to take a snowmobile trip. So he takes off on his sled over the snow. A while into the trip the engine starts acting up. He is near a small town so he limps the sled into town.
He pulls up to the garage in the middle of town. He says to the walrus mechanic, “I’m having some trouble with my ride, can you take a look?”. The walrus says, “Yeah I can look. Give me an hour.”. The penguin asks him, “Ok cool. Where can I get something to eat? A good fish sandwich maybe?”.The Walrus tells him there is a nice place over 2 blocks. The penguin takes off.
Little over an hour later the penguin comes back to the garage and asks the walrus, “Get a chance to look at my sled?”. The walrus turns to him and says, “Yeah, looks like you blew a seal.”. The penguin says while wiping his mouth, “No no, that’s just tarter sauce.”.