Well, well, well. I don’t know about youse guys, but I was outside a couple of hours ago, going about my business, when I suddenly felt a surge of hope and change engulf me. Positively enrapturing.

Indeed, as I stood transfixed I realized that not only did I feel hopey and changey, but positively superior to each and ever other piddling nation on the face of the earth, they lacking my moral compass, my superior-in-every-way President, my Obamanation.

By God, I actually pity those poor souls, all unObamaed as they are. How do they struggle by? It must be terribly disheartening to realize just how awesome America now is, and how unawesome, by comparison, they are.

I’ll bet that the only thing more awesome than America’s awesomeness is the huge humilty that we possess. I’ll bet we have more humility and awesomeness than anyone lacking an Obama.

This is going to be fun.