Here’s a good one.

East Tennessee man attempts citizen’s arrest of grand jury foreman
By Staff Report
Published April 2nd, 2010

MADISONVILLE — A Sweetwater man who attempted a citizen’s arrest against the Monroe County grand jury foreman found himself under arrest.

It was not an ordinary meeting of the grand jury Thursday when Walter Francis Fitzpatrick III entered the courtroom around 10 a.m. and told Foreman Gary Pettway he was under citizen’s arrest for fraud, treason and forgery.

Fitzpatrick said he was making the arrest because Pettway has been in the position for 27 years. Madisonville Police Chief Gregg Breeden said police were requested to enter the courtroom and observed Fitzpatrick attempting to make a citizen’s arrest on Pettway.

Walter Francis Fitzpatrick III is Lt. Commander Walter Francis Fitzpatrick or this crackpot:

In his complaint addressed to Obama via U.S Attorney Russell Dedrick and Assistant U.S. Attorney Edward Schmutzer, Eastern District, Tennessee, Fitzpatrick wrote: “I have observed and extensively recorded invidious attacks by military-political aristocrats against the Constitution for twenty years.”Now you have broken in and entered the White House by force of contrivance, concealment, conceit, dissembling, and deceit. Posing as an impostor president and commander in chief you have stripped civilian command and control over the military establishment.”