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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines4/12/2014 3:09:54 pm PDT

I think the Bundy Bund and their supporters should hold a giant jamboree to celebrate their victory over the feds and the Obammunists, sort of a wingnut Woodstock. Ted Nugent and Charlie Daniels and other fossils could play for free. Coors and other rightwing anti-marijuana activists could provide free beer (always an exciting cocktail with the guns nobody would dare ban from the event). Acres of hastily erected booths could sell patriotic goods like health supplements, Bibles, legacy seeds, and sexy gun posters. For more substantial commerce, patriotic companies like Toyota could set up giant, slick pavilions to hawk their SUVs and pickups. Gun companies could make a killing; er, uh, so to speak.
They will need an appropriate site. It should be large, flat, and nearby. They should obviously hold it on appropriated federal land, just to rub salt in the tyrannical feds’ wounded pride.
I suggest the Nevada Nuclear Test Site.