re: #171 Mr Pancakes

I peed in a bottle a couple of times… over the years I think my worst wait was 2 1/2 hours after getting in a line that really wasn’t a line.

Once I had a bag of heroin underneath my bumper.

An INS officer asked if she could place it there because they were training a new dog… I said “sure as long as someone can confirm that you are doing that besides you”.

Dog found it immediately, and they let me through the line like a rocket sled on rails.

A few years ago I assume. Total danger to do that now. I’d be writing Mr. Pancakes letters in the ICE jail (best case scenario)